Charlie_Johnson

The following is a makeshift Fortran IV computer program consisting of 32 statements to make reading about me easier by assigning numbers to statements and not combining them together into a short story of sentences and paragraphs: 1) Start ...................2) Charles Johnson(in Fortran IV your ID as the programmer has to be placed in the program after the Start statement)...................3) Read: as a rule I do not chat by email with female pornstars, I watch them perform their craft online, performing online in 2 dimensions, length and width on a monitor screen, chatting with the intent to meet, unless I knew them, would be in 3 dimensions if we met and I'm not quantitatively turned on by that many dimensions for sex until my next life, so we all have to wait if you are on my team......................4) Format...................5) Write: I am endowed with my "Charles of the Ritz"(from the 60's) ritzy, clitzy penis that becomes hidden as in a hidden clitoris when I sit straight up, I don't see how calling myself male is an accurate description of me, and I do seek to watch skilled long cocks with penises that do not retract like mine in straight online porn to view as long penis SURROGATES as needed which is usually always(♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 thanks for skill ♂s, that's much more💦 than I produce)....................6) Format...................7) Read: I believe that in my afterlife I become wellhung immediately and then look as how my native born state of Florida looks on a map, and to my disappoinment is what I never looked like, but wellhung males did......................8) Format....................9) Write: I bought a men's mag at a gas station in Charlotte, NC back in 1971 when I had to move back home and regroup in college because of bad grades in chemical thermodynamics and engineering calculus, and it had a FICTION article that said "I dig dope, and I dig sex," I do not do illegal dope in my state of the US and pot is illegal here.....................10) Format...................11) Read: I bought a Hustler men's mag back in the late 70's to early 80's and it had an article that had an interview with a female pornstar named Beverly Morris, and she said "big dicks are prime".....................12) Format....................13) Write: I live with intense stingy, greedy, reluctant to give n******** behavior, or n behavior(slightly in pronunciation, not in spelling and definition, this n word has by definition the letter a, not the letter e, as the second and last a, e, i, o, and u vowel in the word), unfortunately not Fortran IV's n of ijklmn variables, that is directed toward me regarding making my penis wellhung long, they literally don't give an inch, they also follow me too closely regarding this issue thus they "tailgate" me with long penis supervision, my 4" size is the size of the Doc Johnson's 4" Naturals party gag dildo that in the past was advertised online as "the little guy, too cute, complete with his little balls," so I am looked at as "little" and "cute," that's one of the reasons why I want to become fairly little in total body size, I think I could get down to about 120 pounds, and maybe I should, Doc Johnson's doesn't advertise with that advertisement anymore, also I am subject to the advertisement "Sorry Charlie, only great tasting tuna get to be **********," and as adults, interpreting that as no one wants to give Charlie blowjobs because his penis is "little" and crumbs-sized, those are just more examples of me having to "fight" to live, and why should I have to do that as a 74 year old retiree? other examples of me having to fight to live are: when a female surfer's "beach bunny" date I had in St. Augustine when I went down there on a surfing trip in 1975 said "You're too small" when we stripped down at her digs that evening, was embarrassing to me as a fairly proficient surfer thus member of the sport of kings, when a Russian female on xhamster said "Your penis is too small, I'm going to go out and find a huge cock to suck, goodbye," when an Asian female here at xhamster who was from Greensboro, NC said "Your penis is pathetic," when a female here on xhamster from Missouri said "You have a baby cock", that isn't so because have a clitoris-sized penis instead of a baby cock, females don't want to accept a male-based shemale with a male head and beard and pussy-sized clitoris penis, they might do lezbo with ftm eunuchs who have pussy lips but I have never seen any of that online, however they would accept a female-based shemale with a female head and male cock...................14) Format.....................15) Read: I have never sucked my own cock because it's too short, nor sucked one of those "clone-a-willys" of my own cock....................16) Format...................17) Write: I tested negative for AIDS and hepatitis once at a hospital lab, the hospital arranged that and I didn't know and didn't care, I haven't been checked since, they don't arrange it...................18) Format....................19) I use the xActFit 1" black cockring with a flat interior so it will grip and not roll off like an o-ring cockring, and that thing really works, usually when jacking I am forced to use it in order to get more turned on...............20) Format.......................21) Read:
sometimes I use a Passion Pump penis pump that is wireless and requires no pumping, it is an advanced pump for experts only that requires the user to be alert or else he might have some of his skin adjacent to the base of his cock and balls start to get sucked up into that thing, then the release valve button that releases the air pressure has to be punched and it can be pulled off, also punching down the levels button reduces the air pressure, it has 3 levels of air pressure that make it tighter......................22) Format....................23) Write: some of the girlie pornstars I dig are Gina Gerson, Riley Reid, Lily Rader, Corey Chase, K Klixen, Daisy Taylor, and some of the amateur ones from Facebook, they all have a healthy interest in sex, possibly nymphomania.........................24) Format.......................25) Read: my penis is shaped like a small uncut ladyboy, so I think that's the description of me, now I would like to lose ALOT of weight to become ladyboy-looking if you don't mind, my Charlie Johnson Stripping vid shows me with a perfectly formed, white as snow back and ass(not my front, I am having issues with my endomorph body and it's excess stomach fat cooperating like it used to), so I have earned the right by jogging and dieting to lose more weight please, I have been using the diet and exercise formula to lose to under 200 lbs several times in the past 50 years, the lowest being 169 pounds in 1969, and the simple formula always worked).....................26) Format....................27) Write: my religious belief is Satanism and self-deification, I am the diety of my life, not another being, I decide what is allowed in sex with my life, no other being makes that decision, I am deciding if I should believe that Satan is a deity for my afterlife needs such as my long cock change and my interest in "taboo" sex acts(Since the 19th century various small religious groups have emerged that identify as Satanist or use Satanic iconography. While the groups that appeared after the 1960s differed greatly, they can be broadly divided into nontheistic Satanism and theistic Satanism.[9] Those venerating Satan as a supernatural deity are unlikely to ascribe omnipotence, instead relating to Satan as a patriarch. Nontheistic Satanists regard Satan as a symbol of certain human traits, a useful metaphor without ontological reality.)(wikipedia)), personally I would venerate Satan as a supernatural being and ascribe omnipotence to the being because "taboo" sex would never be allowed in a Christian afterlife, and I'm not interested in that, I need for my cock to become much longer and an omnipotent Satan would create that for me and taboo sex to go along with that is the way I look at it...................28) Format..................29) Write: immediately below is my eye clit unshaved pussy photographic art, and is an original idea of mine................30) Format.................31) Stop.....................32) End(in Fortran IV if your program reaches to the End statement without any typos and it proves what it tried to prove then your program was successful as would be stated on a paper printout of your program)